Roy: We don’t need no education.
Moss: Yes you do. You’ve just used a double negative
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Roy and Moss - The IT Crowd
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Now before you click on this link, I must warn you, this song, once listened to, can never be unlistened. Your first reaction to this song may be to actually start rolling on the ground screaming “WHAT IS THIS EVIL?!”. However, once you have listened to it a first time, a little part of your brain …the part that says “I’m from crazy town, let’s just make you doubt you sanity” you know that part? Yes, well for reasons only known to it, you WILL replay that song. Then before you know it, you’ve listened to it five million times, know all the lyrics and will (until you find a way to bleach your mind) have this song in your head. You will then get to the point of singing the lyrics out loud in front of people you actually interact with, this will obviously drive them to the point of insanity and you will be without a social life from there on… Although chances are that if you listened to this song you probably didn’t have one to begin with …So you know, Enjoy my little hermits.
Random Thursday…
So it’s “Random Thursday” . . It was for a small period of time “Song Thursday” which I deemed at the last minute “stupid” and changed it to Random Thursday …Therefore Thursday actually never got to be Song Thursday . . So this is rather redundant. However I felt like offering an explanation . . for no reason what-so-ever.
Enjoy.
This life has been a test. If this had been an actual life, you would have received instructions on where to go and what to do.
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Angela - My So-Called Life
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Damn, those fanclub girls look scary today. They’re either about to mug him or eat him, I can’t tell which.
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Uo (Arisa Uotani) - Fruites Basket
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High School is the penalty for transgressions yet to be specified.
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Tom - King Dork by Frank Portman
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And people laugh at me because I use big words. But if you have big ideas you have to use big words to express them, haven’t you?
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Anne - Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maud Montgomery
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Books about law are notorious for being very long, very dull, and very difficult to read. This is one reason many lawyers make heaps of money. The money is an incentive - the word ‘incentive’ here means ‘an offered reward to persuade you to do something you don’t want to do’ - to read long, dull, and difficult books.
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Lemony Snicket - The Bad Beginning (A series of unfortunate events)
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Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.
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Georgia Nicolson - …And That’s When It Fell Off In My Hand by Louise Rennison
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And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain
Don’t carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it’s a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder
